we’ll lean on slopes and watch spirits rise
we’ll lie by the moonlight
we’ll steal the moon on the water with a bucket
we’ll keep stealing until there was no moon left
we’ll kiss on private ground
we’ll marry the soil
we’ll run stark naked in our birthday suits
we’ll sell broken bones to the merchants
we’ll toss off bombs in lobbies
we’ll check off lists as hobbies
we’ll spend days drawn to the eraser board.
we’ll take from borrowed sources
we’ll just be
Scharpling & Wurster - “The Music Scholar - Reprise” (2011) (Stereo 256kbps Mp3) (Click link to download mp3. There might be an ad or delay.)
(WARNING: NSFW at times!)
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SO. In brief: I got snookered. And now I’m in big trouble. B-IG. Thanks, “Music Scholar!”.
Wait… that other voice sounds like… Tom?
Tom Scharpling?
…
Naaah, it can’t be. (Or can it?)
Well, even if I’m doomed, at least do something you’ll be proud of: donate to the upcoming WFMU Marathon 2011! Details are at http://wfmu.org
Dad,why are we moving into my treefort?
I have said before,the bears will not boss us around anymore.
It’s just that…um….In the future I see a lot of problems.
like what…?
like- what about plumbing?
Haven’t you watched Castaway? We will invent a complex system of pulleys that will bring us water.
But who will pull these pulleys?
Bears.
Alright, fine.Bears.But plumbing isn’t just drinking water.What if we need to use the washroom?
Bears
Dad, your not even answering me.
Son,I did! Who will work the washroom? Bears will.
Look is this all because Mom left?
AHHHHH!!! Your Mom is a bear!!!
“….”
Karen: I guess I’ll start with this present here. Who’s this one from?
Sally: It’s from me! I hope you like it.
Karen: I’m sure I will. [opens present] Oooh, I love it. It’s so—what is it
exactly?
Sally: This jumpsuit will light up red and notify the authorities if it senses
you, the mother, are drunk.
Karen: Oh, that’s so cute! It’s just like my anklet. But for the baby!
Sally: It’s just… I worry.
Karen: Let’s open this one next. From Jill. Oooh, it’s a big one!
Jill: I decided to splurge. You only have a baby once. I hope.
Karen: It’s a stroller! But there are no handles? How am I supposed to—
Jill: It’s remotely operated. I didn’t want the baby to get jiggled too much.
With your shakes and all.
Karen: How thoughtful! I love you! What’s this one here? Is this from you,
Beth?
Beth: Yes it is. It’s a year’s worth of baby formula. Oops, I spoiled the
surprise!
Karen: Aww, thanks! But you know I’m planning to breastfeed, right?
Sally: No, Karen.
Jill: Oh please. No way.
Beth: You can’t let it drink anything that comes out of your body.
